Dummy

Last night, I had a boy tell me that he loved me.

Yeah, I've known him for a couple years, but we never actually started talking til last week.

We've hung out like..3 times. Total. Ridiculous. And he had this HUGE thing for this girl just yesterday.

You cannot tell a girl you love her. Especially if you've only been acquainted with her for a week.

The following is the conversation we shared:

"Mary Jane?"

"Yes..."

"It's [enter name here]. Soandso said you're a crappy texter. Is that true?"

"I dunno. My phone sucks when I text. It types different words"

"Can I tell you something?"

"um, okay"

"Never mind. You're a cold texter......or do you just not like me?"

"I just don't know what you're texting me about, that's all. I get a little defensive"

"Mary Jane, I love you. Whaddya have to say that??"

"Cuz I get weird texts from people, and I'm stuck in an awkward situation"

"Is this one of those situations?"

"I dunno...did you mean it when you said you loved me?"

"Yes"

"...then its a little awkward."

"Oh....k I get it. Sorry to have wasted your time!"

"What about that girl...?"

"She's not responding me. And I mean. I thought we had something...you ever been on a real nice date?"

"Yes...Abel, not to be rude or anything, but I'm not a rebound.."

"Wasn't even going out with her....and idk, maybe it was just your personality. But it was really easy talking to you and the way you read that poem tonight...you have a really soothing voice"

"Well thanks, but I think you are rebounding. I've been through the same thing, and trust me, it's better to have some time in between...girls. You need to rediscover your life without some one."

"Ouch, you are a cold woman. Can we just talk then? Get to know you better?"

"I'm not trying to be cold, I'm being honest...i mean...i have to do it too. I'm still attached to some one as you are that girl."

"Then how long will it take you?"

"I'm not sure. To be completely honest...I have a feeling that him and I need to try again. I just need to give him time."

"I thought you were serious when you said you ended it. What do you see in him?"

"A lot. He's a sweetheart. He's funny, he practically has the same personality as me. He's a considerate gentleman, and very talented."

"Gotcha"

Boys...are IDIOTS. Like really. He even asked me for advice on that girl just an hour or so before that text. I am so done.